Wednesday, September 25, 2002
BLOW JOBS ARE FUN
Right ladies? It's the only sex act that's good for everybody.
But there's an etiquette, fellas. For instance, if you're getting a blowjob, it's cool to say, "Oh yeah," or "Suck it," or "Suck that shit bitch."
But apparently it isn't cool to say,
"Oh yeah, keep doing that 'til I love you."
DATING'S CRAZY, HUH FOLKS?
I'm only happy when I'm dating a woman I don't like. Because when you're dating a woman you don't like, you can feel free to be yourself, and not worry that you're going to "come off as a jerk." BEcause if she hates you, who cares?
When you date a woman you don't like, you can feel free to say things like, "You know that idea for a business you just tol me? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, no offense. And no, I don't want to hear more of your poems about your childhood puppy."
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Right ladies? It's the only sex act that's good for everybody.
But there's an etiquette, fellas. For instance, if you're getting a blowjob, it's cool to say, "Oh yeah," or "Suck it," or "Suck that shit bitch."
But apparently it isn't cool to say,
"Oh yeah, keep doing that 'til I love you."
DATING'S CRAZY, HUH FOLKS?
I'm only happy when I'm dating a woman I don't like. Because when you're dating a woman you don't like, you can feel free to be yourself, and not worry that you're going to "come off as a jerk." BEcause if she hates you, who cares?
When you date a woman you don't like, you can feel free to say things like, "You know that idea for a business you just tol me? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, no offense. And no, I don't want to hear more of your poems about your childhood puppy."
