Friday, September 06, 2002
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TIBET
It's weird that the Beastie Boys are now this Political fighting entity, going in twenty years from "Fight For Your Right to Party" to "Free Tibet."
I think that when they first met the Dalai Lama, he was thrilled that they wanted to help him:
Beastie Boys: Yo, Dalai Lama, we're here to free Tibet.
Dalai Lama: Who are you?
BB: We're the Beastie Boys.
DL: Ok. Who are you?
BB: And we're here to throw the full power of the Beastie Boys behind your Free Tibet movement.
DL: Uh, yeah. You know, we really don't need any -
BB: No serioussly, one word from us and we can have an entire army of thirty year-old frat boys in backwards baseball hats marching -
DL: Look, I'd love to talk but I -
BB: And stupid East Village hipsters. The Chinese government won't know what hit 'em!
DL: Look, I'd hate to trouble you, so -
BB: Trust me, we can mobilize over three hundred pot-smoking college kids at our command. Believe me, you'll be seeing Tibetan tattoos in no time!
DL: Aye Carumba!
HE MUGS TO THE CAMERA, PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS CHEEKS LIKE MACAULEY CULKIN, WHILE "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
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It's weird that the Beastie Boys are now this Political fighting entity, going in twenty years from "Fight For Your Right to Party" to "Free Tibet."
I think that when they first met the Dalai Lama, he was thrilled that they wanted to help him:
Beastie Boys: Yo, Dalai Lama, we're here to free Tibet.
Dalai Lama: Who are you?
BB: We're the Beastie Boys.
DL: Ok. Who are you?
BB: And we're here to throw the full power of the Beastie Boys behind your Free Tibet movement.
DL: Uh, yeah. You know, we really don't need any -
BB: No serioussly, one word from us and we can have an entire army of thirty year-old frat boys in backwards baseball hats marching -
DL: Look, I'd love to talk but I -
BB: And stupid East Village hipsters. The Chinese government won't know what hit 'em!
DL: Look, I'd hate to trouble you, so -
BB: Trust me, we can mobilize over three hundred pot-smoking college kids at our command. Believe me, you'll be seeing Tibetan tattoos in no time!
DL: Aye Carumba!
HE MUGS TO THE CAMERA, PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS CHEEKS LIKE MACAULEY CULKIN, WHILE "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND