Thursday, April 06, 2006
It's the first candy that can both cause and cure the munchies at the same time.
Although scientists say that marijuana-flavoured candy is a gateway to something more addictive - Cadbury Creme Eggs.
However, the good news is that you can still get your dick sucked for crack-flavoured bubblegum.
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My uncle was in the Air Force. He was a hero He hurt himself for his country, he sacrificed his body.
See, he was out flying around, over Germany during the war, and he was flying east, buzzing low over a nudist colony, and he spied an attractive woman. At the same time, his buddy Chuck was flying west over the same nudist colony, spied the same attractive woman.
And I guess they reached out of their planes and high-fived each other - at Mach 1. They both lost their hands. And the President of the United States himself told my uncle that he was a dumbass.