Thursday, April 06, 2006
EVERY NIGHT IS STRANGE GEOMETRY
So California is going to ban marijuana-flavoured candy, which makes me think, "Wait, there was marijuana-flavoured candy?" And what's the point of banning that in California? I mean, actual marijuana is more widely available than candy in Cali.
It's the first candy that can both cause and cure the munchies at the same time.
Although scientists say that marijuana-flavoured candy is a gateway to something more addictive - Cadbury Creme Eggs.
However, the good news is that you can still get your dick sucked for crack-flavoured bubblegum.
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My uncle was in the Air Force. He was a hero He hurt himself for his country, he sacrificed his body.
See, he was out flying around, over Germany during the war, and he was flying east, buzzing low over a nudist colony, and he spied an attractive woman. At the same time, his buddy Chuck was flying west over the same nudist colony, spied the same attractive woman.
And I guess they reached out of their planes and high-fived each other - at Mach 1. They both lost their hands. And the President of the United States himself told my uncle that he was a dumbass.
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It's the first candy that can both cause and cure the munchies at the same time.
Although scientists say that marijuana-flavoured candy is a gateway to something more addictive - Cadbury Creme Eggs.
However, the good news is that you can still get your dick sucked for crack-flavoured bubblegum.
* * * * *
My uncle was in the Air Force. He was a hero He hurt himself for his country, he sacrificed his body.
See, he was out flying around, over Germany during the war, and he was flying east, buzzing low over a nudist colony, and he spied an attractive woman. At the same time, his buddy Chuck was flying west over the same nudist colony, spied the same attractive woman.
And I guess they reached out of their planes and high-fived each other - at Mach 1. They both lost their hands. And the President of the United States himself told my uncle that he was a dumbass.
