Monday, October 30, 2006
TYF! A HA!-LLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR SKELE-BRATION!
Greetings, boils and ghouls, I hope you paid your sinsurance scream-iums. And have your mummy listed as your Next of sKin, because this week's "Tell Your Friends" is the scariest one yet.
No, it's never a skull moment, and we don't plan to ghost when it comes to performing. So zom-be ready to Boo! the scum-edians. No wait, on second snot, don't boo. Bring Mr. Hyde, not Dr. Heckle.
Who am I, the Crypt Keeper? By the way, if you missed last week's TYF!, you missed me having to kick out two women who wouldn't stop heckling. Here's what they were overheard saying on the way out:
WOMAN #1: I can't believe we're getting kicked out of a comedy show!
WOMAN #2: I know. It's not like we were shooting heroin and rolling naked on the floor!
No, if you were doing that, then you would not only be welcome, you'd probably be headlining the show. Anyway, this week we have a group of comedians who may or may not be shooting drugs and rolling naked on the floor (probably not):
MONDAY, OCT. 23rd, 2006
at the Lolita Bar
226 Broome St., corner of Allen
8:00pm - FREE
HOSTED BY: Mr. Baron Vaughn - Baron Vaughn Dracula, that is!
WITH:
DJ Hazard - Boston's classic headlining comedian
Q: Where does Dracula write his innermost thoughts?
A: On his Blah blah blog!
Adam Cole-Kelly - the Rudy of writing comedy for television
Q: What position did a teenage Dracula hold on the New York Mets?
A: Bat boy.
Liam McEneaney - as seen on basic cable
Q: Why did the zombie drop out of college?
A: He was too ghoul for school!
Brooke Van Poppelen - straight from the Midwest like a heart attack
Q: What did the diva who looks like she died five years ago take to calm her nerves?
A: A tranqui-liza minelli.
Fiona Walsh - from Ireland just like in that horror movie Leprechaun
Q: I'm tired of thinking up these jokes.
A: Okay. We're done here.
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No, it's never a skull moment, and we don't plan to ghost when it comes to performing. So zom-be ready to Boo! the scum-edians. No wait, on second snot, don't boo. Bring Mr. Hyde, not Dr. Heckle.
Who am I, the Crypt Keeper? By the way, if you missed last week's TYF!, you missed me having to kick out two women who wouldn't stop heckling. Here's what they were overheard saying on the way out:
WOMAN #1: I can't believe we're getting kicked out of a comedy show!
WOMAN #2: I know. It's not like we were shooting heroin and rolling naked on the floor!
No, if you were doing that, then you would not only be welcome, you'd probably be headlining the show. Anyway, this week we have a group of comedians who may or may not be shooting drugs and rolling naked on the floor (probably not):
MONDAY, OCT. 23rd, 2006
at the Lolita Bar
226 Broome St., corner of Allen
8:00pm - FREE
HOSTED BY: Mr. Baron Vaughn - Baron Vaughn Dracula, that is!
WITH:
DJ Hazard - Boston's classic headlining comedian
Q: Where does Dracula write his innermost thoughts?
A: On his Blah blah blog!
Adam Cole-Kelly - the Rudy of writing comedy for television
Q: What position did a teenage Dracula hold on the New York Mets?
A: Bat boy.
Liam McEneaney - as seen on basic cable
Q: Why did the zombie drop out of college?
A: He was too ghoul for school!
Brooke Van Poppelen - straight from the Midwest like a heart attack
Q: What did the diva who looks like she died five years ago take to calm her nerves?
A: A tranqui-liza minelli.
Fiona Walsh - from Ireland just like in that horror movie Leprechaun
Q: I'm tired of thinking up these jokes.
A: Okay. We're done here.
