Monday, August 20, 2007

I AM A CRANKY OLD MAN 

I was at a party this weekend with a bunch of, well, kids in their early 20s, and I can't party with that demographic anymore.

I walked through the party house, and every conversation was the same: "I drank so much last night. I got wasted. And then I puked."

Oh wow, so you drank a lot - and then you got drunk? let me guess what happened next: you smoked weed, and it got you high. And then you ate something and you felt full.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

THE JEWS BELIEVE THE WORLD IS 5700 YEARS OLD 

But for you, I can get it 3600 wholesale.

BAM! Still got it!

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From a Simpson Halloween Special, The Ned Zone:


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Monday, August 06, 2007

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MY DARLING YOUNG ONE? 

I've been doing some traveling. I'm currently in Chicago, and if you want to know what I've been up to, you can read about it here.

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