The Liam McEneaney Experience

That's right, bitches. We've all got Grand Theft Auto IV. Some of you are taking your time exploring the game's vast world. Some of you are there to kick ass and some of you are enjoying the "social satire."

But I, and only I, have pwned all of you by completely finishing GTAIV in a shade under THREE HOURS. And I have the screenshots to prove it. Suck it bitches!

First of all, here's me carjacking an elderly couple right off the bat:



You see that shiz-bit? I'm pointing a gun at those motherfuckers and turning them bitch, just like I'm doing to all of you with my amazing GTAIV SKILLZ SET.

And speaking of shiz-bitches, you gotta look good when you're styling around Liberty City. Which is why I bought me these dope motherfucking pants. I got them for free by killing the cashier, as you can see in this screenshot:



Next I am with my main girl Michele. Some of you fucked her on the second date. Some of you fucked her on the first date. I, and only I, managed to fuck her within ten minutes of meeting her. Enjoy this screen capture:



Of course, you can get caught by the motherfuckin' Russian mafia. I did. Here they are literally beating the shit out of me:



And when you win the game - and believe me when I say I pwned that motherfucker - you get this final screen:



In conclusion, you suck and I rule!